Stuff Nobody Says

20-Yan, 2019
1 653 223 Ko‘rishlar soni

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Not a commentary video this time; this is a remake of one of my personal favorite UZworld videos from 2012, that I felt subverted a popular genre at the time. Is this still relevant now? Probably not. But did that stop me from making this? No!
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  • Just make everything the opposite and thats what pepole say

    CinnamonGale 787CinnamonGale 7872 soat oldin
  • but my favourite part IS the stick!

    Dragon Dinomite300Dragon Dinomite3004 soat oldin
  • Jokes on you. I actually do say I miss middle school

    Austen CAusten C5 soat oldin
  • "My favourite part is the stick" Me snorting the paper I unravelled from the stick: o_o

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  • 1:45 Drew: Nobody says "Dude I just had the best panic attack" Me who jokes to cope: YOU FOOL!!!!

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  • I’m in love

    Ashley FAshley F8 soat oldin
  • 2:13 Well... This didn’t age well

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  • Danny when did you make a 3rd account

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  • 1:49 that's just johny joestar

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  • I love to watch Danny Gonzales

  • I’d love to see if that mole looks infected

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  • "I don't want your gum"

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  • -ive asked to sit in the trunk-

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  • why the heck do i keep getting reccomenedede thdisdf

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  • 1:08 replay

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  • I love water

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  • Man I love COVID

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  • I know a good place to get germs(COVID-19). Literally everywhere that isn’t your house.

    Leon ChurchLeon Church18 soat oldin
  • "I wish my shoes were ruined" "I wish my headphones got destroyed" "My drawings are beautiful" "I'm smart" "I wish my brush would get stuck in my hair" "I wish I had lice" "I wish my house smelled like poop" "I want to be bitten by mosques" "PAC man is the best game ever" "I hope my Nintendo game crashes" "I love my period" "Oh man I wish I went bankrupt!" " High heels are comfortable" "My sheets smell amazing" "I wish a bear would eat me" "Naruto is a short show" "My saliva taste amazing" "I love it when my hair is oily" "I hope I trip today"

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  • My version in 2020 “2020 is the best!”

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  • People could say this as sarcasm, lol

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  • “Wow, I love these brand new socks- oh, a puddle ! Time to jumpity jump in ! *splash* “

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    • That just gave me the heebie jeebies

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  • Ok I’ll admit it. Maybe two weeks ago I asked my friend if I could sit in the trunk when we were driving to McDonald’s and she almost stopped the car to put me in the trunk

  • "dude i just had THE BEST panic attack" lmao that got me

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  • The guy uploaded: - people: just reboot Filthy Frank as an anime

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  • Didnt you just say all of these...

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  • Needs more laugh tracks.

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  • "dude i just had the best panic attack" the way this is something i would say to cope

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  • Some of these are just ✨ m o o d s ✨

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  • "I wish I lived in Syria"

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  • 1:21 rich people be like 1:28 also

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  • Stuff nobody says: 2020 was the best year EVER

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  • I always ask to sit in the trunk

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  • Sorry to mention this but - I get so much danny vibes from this

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  • “We should make drinking out of our shoes a casual thing.”

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  • m y f a v o r i t e p a r t i s t h e s t i c k

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  • Sheldon cooper comes to mind 😂

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  • My favorite fruit T O M A T O

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  • “anyone know a place to get germs” nah man that’s actually me whenever the teacher says we’re gonna have a test

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  • “Hey dude can you at least give me a blanket before you go to sleep?”

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  • I love Christmas shopping

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  • But my favorite part IS the stick 🥺

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  • The Christmas shopping one is wrong I hear that everyday

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  • "No it's my turn to take out the trash" actually my 9 yo sister said that to me as I was taking it out so I gave it to her and she couldn't even lift it

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  • Now that I have subscribed I am truly Greg

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  • I know it

    Colleena DempsterColleena Dempster2 kun oldin
  • You’re Danny Gonzales

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  • I honestly have commented that some shows NEED a laugh track. It's just awkward when somethings funny but there's nothing signifying that it's funny. It's like real life where laughing is an option and people choose not to.

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  • “I love 2020”

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  • 1:34 My parents when we go to someones house

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  • *I just had the best panic attack*

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  • I did ask my brother if I could sit in the trunk 😹

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  • aRE yOu DaNNY gONzALEZ

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  • My moms got a big pathfinder SUV and I actually did used to ask to sit in the trunk, I have no clue why I did that.

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  • My moms got a big pathfinder SUV and I actually did used to ask to sit in the trunk, I have no clue why I did that.

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  • My moms got a big pathfinder SUV and I actually did used to ask to sit in the trunk, I have no clue why I did that.

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  • Who changed the bloody subtitles

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  • 1:25 me at superbowl

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  • ..... my favourite part genuinely is the paper stick....

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  • "I love how loud the floorboards are"

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  • “Can I listen to your podcast on the way home?”

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  • “My favorite part is the stick” Me being a person who has a bad chewing habit: I I have said that also the paper tastes fine

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  • "Stuff nobody says" Me: *says lots of these things* Me: *sad wheezing* _guess I'm nobody_

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  • There's plenty of fish in the sea

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  • "That 12-hour long spree of non-stop telemarketing calls I received was so useful!"

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  • I miss jail..😂🤣

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  • Taxes Taxes.

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  • I said all of this just to spite you.

    Alvin ChenAlvin Chen3 kun oldin
  • My dad's taxi smells good tho....

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  • I actually do say *"I just had the best panick attack."* Sometimes that just gets concerning whenever I do say that...

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  • I bet there's somebody out there that have said at least once of these.

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  • 1:45 The IRS:

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  • Please make a thousand more of these!!! 😂

    Malory PeacockMalory Peacock3 kun oldin
  • ok but you just said them and now a lot of people said those in their head

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  • how does the creator of youtube have less subscribers than skeppy

    Mister QuinsterMister Quinster3 kun oldin
  • Guys it's stuff nobody SAYS, not stuff nobody HAS said

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  • This is a lie because he said it so it’s not nobody anymore

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  • “I want to have COVID-19”

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  • 1:54. Anakin does not approve >:{

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  • Wanna bet?

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  • I actually say some of these things

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  • yes.

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  • Welp *time to say all of the things he said in the video*

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  • 1:53 was me when I was like 7

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  • 2:03 I have said this as a child. We used to get points for who did the most chores and I wanted the most

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  • 4th graders trying to get sick and skip school be like: "Anyone know where I can get germs"

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  • Huh, this video is right, these are things people do not say in the real world

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  • 1:08

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  • danny gonzalez vibes

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  • "Amber needs a buff"

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  • 1:46 that seems like something i would say just because if it did go better than others, or worse, I'd say how tremendous and fabulous it was

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  • “can you tell me about your dream ?” i always ask to hear people’s dreams 😔👊

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  • the dentist

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  • "All women should be like Kim Kardashian."

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  • Hmmm... Yasserstain did this a decade ago.

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  • "I Love Quarantine "I Love Fires" "I Love Death "I Love Corona" *Sadly I've Said Them All 🙂*

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  • "I want to eat sour cream from the container with a spoon" well I guess I said that (and did it) but still

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  • My favorite part is the stick xD

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  • *"yeah of course I'm going to teach you how to draw!"*

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  • "Danny and Drew look nothing alike!"

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